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If you are under age 18, ask your parents if this poetry is genius.

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Il Mio Amore for Mermaid Transition

In honesty, you wont like my words,

dont read this poetry, it will cut you like swords!

My words come across like a cross on 

your grave, it's gonna overrun you like a wave,

push and wield you around, keep you from breathing,

entrapp you on the ground where no man can exist,

unless you are a Mermaid. 

So you better grow a tail and get rid of the old -

it doomed you anyways, entrapped you like that wave!

Here it comes, remember: i tried my best to keep you safe, 

i did, i really did, i love to protect before i hit! 

 

Are you ready, did you get rid of your tail?

Okay Mermaid, here comes the truth: "I will soon hate you"

think of that next time someone tells you these 3 "magical" words.

At least now you know why it always hurts. 

 

I am sorry, i dont want to leave you depressed,

i dont want you to be a slimey mess in a shiney dress, 

a whiney weinerless guest on my poetry slam, 

i want you to be a man! 

Tell your Mermaid: I got rid of my penis for you!

He is gonna love you forever

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